Crossing the Road
One of the things that I really miss about Austria is how civilized the drivers were at crosswalks. They'd slow down, wait for you to cross, and then go on their way. In Italy, it's basically a game of "chicken":
I have fantasies about taking a crack at one of the ones that refuses to stop with a baseball bat.
Funny Products
This first one is "American Wheat" (complete with stars and stripes)... labelled "Manitoba". Weird, as I'm sure everyone knows, Manitoba is a province in Canada.

This second one is one of a huge variety of clothing with completely nonsensical English labels and phrases on it.

Having driven through it, I really don't think Fresno is a great place to go surfing, given that it's several hours away from the ocean. It didn't actually strike me as a great place in general, but then again, I only drove through it.